I Have Alene to Thank for This

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In May I helped battledream see the light (8 points). Last month I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In April jadedjules and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In November I helped skzbrust hide a body (-173 points). In February I pushed beelee in the mud (-17 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-871 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, thelastpaladin

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Bwahahahahahahahahahahaaa!!!1 Any ladies seeking to give me what I deserve, please for a line to the left. In fact I shall give you all spankings.

and then the oral sex