Iron John Cash
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.
I blame Holly for that. Oh well. Iron John Cash works.
So things are good. Not great, but good. And still improving. Just slowly.